Happy New Year!

Me: Happy New Year, Sra. Juanita

Sra. Juanita: There isn't anything new about it

Me: ...Happy prosperous NEW year

Sra. Juanita: Its the same ol same old.

Me: Well, God is the same yesterday, remains the same today, and forever. But you didn't know me
last year.

Sra. Juanita: Well, Happy New Year, then! I waited 78 years to meet you.
Me:... yea happy new years..